Four Yuge Tips for Stable Geniuses

“…that makes me…a very stable genius…” President Donald J. Trump, Jan. 6, 2018 Let me tell you, it’s not easy being a Stable Genius. I should know–I tried. I’m still trying. It’s kind of a guy thing. Sure, women can be competitive, too, but when someone’s stretching it to the point of absurdity, it’s probably […]

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Stealth Jet Fire Retardant Base: Getting Past the Guard

Wherever fate places Major Bull Thomas Loney, strong women are defined in blatantly sexual terms. But he’s not complaining. If you missed opening of Major Loney’s latest adventure, here’s Part One.   Loney turned his attention to the rig parked next to him, a pink Toyota Land Cruiser with a pair of black panties waving […]

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Stealth Jet Fire Retardant Base: Arrival

Finally, a hero to quash the wildfires plaguing the Western U.S. in an era of climate change… Bull Loney barreled up the twisting mountain road, heedless of the double-yellow line and the powder blue Peterbilt logging truck smashing into a hillside to avoid his bright red Mini-Cooper with the V8 Oldsmobile engine and its gleaming […]

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